Sometimes, my fans send me love-letters. These are from Teja, age 6, who came and visited me here in Baja all the way from New York City. She's obviously a terrible speller, so my mom has translated. The kid also kept calling me a new name, "Siobhan Adorable Furry You." I didn't have the heart to correct her. 

She also read me a few stories, which I very much enjoyed.

 Apparently, she imagined I had polka-dots.

"I love you, Siobhan, I will miss you."

"To Siobhan, I have a lot [?]"

"I love you, Siobhan, have a good Valentine's Day."

Oh Teja, I miss you! Also, Valentine's Day is not in July.