You're welcome for the success, Cowboy!

Apparently, some of my brilliance has rubbed off on ol' Cowboy, and he's now a TV star or at least is As Seen On TV. He brought me and my mama to Hollywood for his premier. 

We stayed in Beverly Hills at the Hilton and slept on high-thread count sheets. We slid around a lot. 

 GOOD MORNING BEVERLY HILLS!

I got to pick out my breakfast. 

 We got room service and HBO paid for it!

AHHHHHH!!!!

 No, I wasn't actually born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but it damn feels good to have one there. Especially when it's carrying a bite of "Fitness Omelette."

Cruising the corridors....

Stopping to smell the roses, as well as the concrete pillars.