Ivy League? Bah!

Grandma Laura came into the city this morning to visit for a few hours... we did a little sightseeing together, and tried to go into some church. Borrrrring! I tempted her into staying outside and playing with my tail instead, a much better choice of religious experience. Just in case my mom thinks she's cool, going to a smart-kid grad school and all, I felt the need to remind Columbia University what I think of elite institutions in general.